SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
i think im in europe. pls send help
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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