I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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