I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
It's blow job season.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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