i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We were destined to go to rehab together
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I need a beard to bite.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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