brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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