I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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