We're like a lot better than the average bears
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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