i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
The struggles of a small town man whore
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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