Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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