He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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