can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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