Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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