White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
