idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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