i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
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