walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Someone came in the potted fern
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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