Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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