that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
This baby is an asshole
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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