So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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