i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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