it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
