wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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