don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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