Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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