I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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