i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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