Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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