you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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