ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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