I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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