He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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