Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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