Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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