You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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