how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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