Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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