whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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