So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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