So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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