everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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