Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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