sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
you had me at cake vodka
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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