I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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