I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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