btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Randomize
