dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she smelled like a LAN party
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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