Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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