I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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