At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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