i think my mom watched the whole time
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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